The Tiger Woods Thanksgiving Accident

Boy, boy, boy. This one gets juicier and juicier every time I hear anybody talk about it. It's not lookin good for the world's first athlete billionaire or his (what's the word??) we'll just say very jealous and emotional wife, Elin Woods. Nah fuck that, this chick is unstable too, just like Rihanna (who broke a glass over her brother's head in a very minor argument) and that chick who shot Steve McNair. But neway, the story as the press first reported it is that Tiger had an accident just feet from his driveway when he hit a neighbor's tree and a fire hydrant. This was at about 2:30 am and his wife supposedly broke the back window out to go in the car and pull him out. This seemed real fishy to me and it gave me questions: Was he drunk?? No, they tested him, he was 100% sober. So then the question becomes where is he in a rush to go at 2:30 am? If he's creeping, why would he leave when his wife is up? Of all things, what causes you to hit a fire hydrant and tree just feet from your driveway? Why in the world would she break the very back window to get him out of the driver's seat? She's a slim Swedish chick, you expect me to believe she punched out the window? How exactly did his eye and mouth get messed up but his nose is fine? If he were to hit the steering wheel with his face, he can't hit his eye and mouth without hitting his nose too. Try it, it's impossible. Why is it that the hospital is calling his injuries "minor" but neither he nor his wife are willing to comment on the accident while he's still in "recovery"? Let's just say something wasn't adding up. So a few days earlier I saw at a gossip site or two that Tiger had a side chick that came to public light. I didn't think much about it for two reasons: 1) Celebrities and powerful people (male and female) cheat often, we know that, for the most part they keep it secret and it is what it is; many times the husband/wife knows and is upset but isn't gonna get a divorce so they'd rather keep it private and they do their own things while the celeb is on the road. It's a dark truth of Hollywood and fame. 2) Gossip sites say someone is sleepin with someone different everyday, it could be anybody they could capture in a snapshot with the celeb. But after the accident, both gossip sites and reputable sites started suggesting that the accident was the aftermath of a domestic violence issue between the Woods when they were arguing about the other chick. The allegation is that they were arguing and she started swinging on him and rather than get physical back, Tiger decided he was gon leave the house for a while. However, as he's headed to the car, she reemerges with a golf club and starts beatin the SUV he just got in. She breaks the back window as he starts rolling and it scares/distracts him to the point where he hits the fire hydrant and tree. Then Elin Woods's rage quickly turns to panic as she realized that she just caused her cash cow to get into an accident. So she hops in through the back window to help him get out and make it to the hospital. Sounds overly dramatic and gossipy, but it answers all of those questions that came up earlier. "Oh, that's why he was leaving in a rush at 2:30 am while his wife was awake." "Oh, that's why the back window was broken and used rather than a closer window." "Oh, maybe the damage to the mouth and eye came from a mad fist rather than a steering wheel." "Oh, they don't wanna comment now cuz they're still in the midst of getting their story straight for the media." EVERYTHING ADDS UP NOW. So, I think there are lessons to be learned from this incident for everyone. To Tiger, u usually keep everything private and all so we don't know how often u do whatever u do, but u're married to a woman who's jealous and will display that physically if she thinks u're cheating. Therefore, u need to pump the brakes on the side chick and be a good husband, take her on a trip, get her some gaudy jewelry or something, becuz I don't think u're gonna get too many good nights of sleep if she is unhappy. I didn't know that's how they got down in Sweden, but apparently so. U're a billionaire so u're not gonna divorce her cuz it's cheaper to keep her. To Elin, I'm not sayin u should sit around and accept him cheatin or nothin, but u gotta keep things non-physical baby girl. All indications are that he's never laid a hand on u, so yell, scream whatever, but chasing him with weapons ain't acceptable. U're married to a professional athlete, which means if he gets seriously hurt becuz of somethin u did, u're screwing both of y'all over. Hell, ask him why he's steppin out, find out if u can b part of the solution. Are u on strike and givin him the blue balls? Are u unadventurous and don't wanna help keep it interesting? Are u an "ain't shit" wife who sits around and blows his money frivolously while the nanny is caring for kid and Tiger is out golfing? Work with him lady, take a look in the mirror if u need and assess urself. Leave them weapons out of it. And to the average Black man in America, despite all that money, Tiger is currently involved with two different white women and the outcome was him ended up battered, bruised and with his car wrapped around a tree. Yea, dammit I said it. Judgmental? Racist? Whatever. I've Been Called Worse...